Noah Funnies

Little Noah (6 years old) is such a character.  Once he gets to talking, there is no stopping him.    And some of the stories and "jokes" that he comes up with are so nonsensical that they can be pretty hilarious.

I've decided to start writing down some of the jokes and stories that he tells so that I won't forget them when he gets older.   Here are a few of them that he told us the other day... I enjoyed them a lot:

JOKE:

Q: There were two caterpillars: one was squiggly, the other was not.  Why could one not squiggle?

A: Because it was not wiggly.

JOKE:

Q: There were three stores. How come only one was there and all the others were took down?

A: It was because one needed business.

STORY:

There was one bird and one feather and it came off of him, so he punched it....but then he got hurt, so then he had to go in a wheelchair.... so then, there was a kitty cat that came...his name was Superman. And that's the end of the story.......So then, Superman saved the birdy. Then the birdy flies, then he bonked his head so he had to go back in the wheelchair.

 

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